Pizza Hut

An inexpensive fast food restaurant where dating couples can dine on a budget.

Chad : Hey Kiersten want to go to the Pizza Hut tonight then afterwards we can go back to your place and fuck just like old time sake.
Kiersten : No way you cheap ass Jake's takin me to Red Lobster and an IMAX movie then were checkin into the Hilton for some amazing sex cause he has a 16 inch cock!
Chad : Well look's like I know who don't need a raise this year!
Kiersten : Who cares It's better than fuckin your stinky body!
Chad ; Excuse me I need to go home and shower!

by SlopNChop May 24, 2017

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Their food isn't that bad. Most of the time.

Forty minutes after placing my Pizza Hut order, I got my pizza undercooked, and cold, and with the wrong toppings.

by AYB July 29, 2003

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Pizza that tastes like it was made in a hut.

Me: Do you want some half baked dog food?
You: No, throw that pizza hut in the garbage.

by calmebob August 20, 2013

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Some Pizza Huts maybe be disgusting but the one at Cattlemen where I worked at has fresh products and we dont serve food thats been on the floor. We throw away dough thats been older than 10 hours in the freezer. Dough is made fresh everyday at Cattlemen Pizza Hut. That's the only Pizza Hut I can trust since I worked there for a year and got to Shift Manager EZ. But quit because it was college time.

Cattlemen Pizza Hut is teh owntz0r.

by P huNgy November 19, 2003

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You'll never know what we put in the pasta sauce (heh heh). And we always use expired products in our pizza, and we don't wash our hands before making your food. And we are proud followers of the 3-Second Rule.

Get a free tapeworm or E-coli strain with each pizza, courtesy of Pizza Hut.

by employee July 16, 2003

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