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Popsexual

Someone who is sexually attracted to popsicles.
Guy: Did you see the way she sucked on the popsicle?
Girl: Yea, she's way popsexual.
by Cecil Love July 17, 2006
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Popsexual

A person who defines themself as 'heterosexual', 'bisexual', or even 'homosexual' depending on what's popular in the current media.
After Spears and Madonna kissed on MTV, everyone was claiming to be bisexual. You know they're only popsexual.
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pimpsexual

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Nabz315: noice
Nabz315: ok whats the defintion?
AManInJapan: how do you define something so pimpsexual as pimpsexual?
AManInJapan: pimpsexual is the most pimpsexual word you've ever come up with
AManInJapan: i dont know how else to describe it
by Nabeel November 29, 2004
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Pinesexual

When humans aren't satisfying enough for you so you take pleasure in having sexual intercourse with a pinecone.
She doesn't like boys because she's pinesexual.
by Pinenenenenene July 29, 2017
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papisexual

Papisexual means being attracted to Marija Papić to the point where u define it as your sexuality. That can also mean ur attracted to boobs as well.
-What’s your sexuality

-I’m papisexual that means I’m attracted only to Marija Papić she is so hot.
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by kaćauauauijwjsiszja April 3, 2021
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Pigsexual

When someone is sexually attracted to pigs and wants to have a relationship with a pig (the farm animal, do not use this word as an insult)
Charlie: *Starts Humping a Pig*
Rob: “What are you doing?”
Charlie: “I am sexually attracted to this pig, it’s called pigsexual” *humps harder and starts moaning*
by Jim218 March 20, 2022
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Piesexual

A very misunderstood form of sexuality.

The act of achieving satisfaction through the consuming of pie alone. Use of genitals during the pietercourse is usually looked down upon, i.e. "spoiling the pie"

A relationship with such an individual is impossible, and all attempts for a human to use pie to convince the piesexual to become heterosexual or even homosexual is useless. The human generally finds themselves alone, watching the piesexual consume the pie alone.

The number of sexual partners a piesexual person has may number into the tens of thousands.
Susie: "Hey, I baked you this pie, want me to smear it all over my body so you can lick it off?

John: "NO! Just give me the pie and walk away. I don't want your nasty girly parts to ruin it!"

Susie: "Oh John, I wish you weren't so piesexual!"
by ChairiePi February 22, 2011
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