peter griffin

A wise man who thinks jews are good with money (they are). He likes to attend the Drunken Clam where he drinks with his pals Joe, Quagmyre, and Cleveland. He subsides in a small town in Rhode Island called Quahog.

"I love you guys as my neighbors because if you weren't, some smelly Hawaiians might move in."

by Smokey MacPot April 13, 2004

Peter Griffin

The main character and father from Family Guy. Peter is a fart champion as seen many times in the show. Peter didn't get gas until age 30 but has been making up for it ever since with lethal, putird farts. Memorable Moments: In "The King Is Dead" Peter rips a long fart onstage, causing the audience to clap (although some passout from the stench). While inside a small plastic box, Peter ripped a mean, morning fart causing himself to passout. In "Play It Again Brian" Peter wakes up from a hangover and greets the day, along with poor Lois and Brian Griffin, with a long beer fart which stinks up the whole hotel room. He once defeated fuckhole Micheal Moore in a bathroom showdown. But his favorite target is Meg. Peter has farted on Meg countless times, a few times up her nose, once in her open mouth and once chasing her around the kitchen before she threw up. But Peter's best moment when sharing his gas with Meg is in "Bango Was His Name-O". He locks Meg in a car, windows up, with him. He procedes to fart many times forcing Meg to "love the gas". She eventually passes out and Peter adds one more fart to her face before leaving the gas chamber. Peter Is Without a doubt A FARTING GOD!!!!!!!!

Peter Griffin Is So Gassy, Meg Is Lucky To Have That Gas Shared With Her.

by ghorg August 25, 2010

peter griffin

The main charater of Family Guy

Pee-tur-Griffin

by N/A July 24, 2003

peter griffin

The guy that took over Homer Simpson after The Simpsons started to attract less ppl.

Peter Griffin:Lois its time to be the Peiceofsmichdt you are.
Lois Pewtersmichdt:Its Pewtersmichdt!!!!

by NotThePwnerer August 22, 2006

Peter Griffin Eyes

When you slightly squint your eyes at somebody because you know they're lying.

When my boyfriend said he just woke up, but I seen that he was on Facebook 23 minutes ago...I gave him the Peter Griffin Eyes.

by Vagabond Child #Vibe July 25, 2014

Peter Griffins Porn Stash

The stash of porn that Peter Griffin has that he hides from Lois.

i need to hide my porn like peter griffins porn stash!

by BILL___NYE!#$ December 11, 2019

Peter Griffin Day

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Did you know today is Peter Griffin Day?... no why is that?... BECAUSE IT'S PETER GRIFFIN!!DUH

by twoinones_45 May 19, 2021