Lady Petals

A delicate soubrique of the piss flaps of the cunt.
'I caressed her lady petals'
by dungrupa May 10, 2009
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petal-face

A fungul-disease that manifests itself in spoilt childern (usually private school childeren ) who has little to no knowledge of the way the world works. this is due mainly to being wrapped in cotton wool from an early age.

other symptons include:not knowing the name of drugs. not knowing what drugs are. being dissapoving of alchahol. being a mummys boy small penis, etc...
Alex is a right petal-face, he reckons that credit crunch is a cereal.
by fanofbombaysaphire January 16, 2010
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rose petaling

the act of licking the area around the rectum in small figure eights which then causes your partner to involuntarily shit in your mouth which you then proceed to spit the shit into her twat
by iliketofapallday November 16, 2009
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rose petal

after shaving ones pubes, place on bed and have intercourse
Oh baby, I just rose petaled the bed; now lets do it!
by Harrynootzak October 29, 2010
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rose petal vagina

How was that girl you took home last night? Amazing, she had a rose petal vagina
by bert juman January 8, 2010
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rose petal sex

(verb) When a man lays out rose petals on his lady's bed and then proceeds to lay her down and have sex with the her without first removing said rose petals. Thus have sex on top of the rose petals.
My girlfriend and I had rose petal sex Valentine's Day night.
by slover11 March 3, 2011
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