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penis day

every dec 28 your boyfriend has to send you a dick pic! it’s a national holiday
“hey boyfriend you know what day it is today?”
it’s penis day!”
by penisnvagina December 27, 2023
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National Penis Day

April 13 is a day where we appreciate all penis. Wether it’s big or small, we unite together as one. Let the person whip out their meant and appreciate it. Give some gwak gwak 300 too!!
“ Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Rylen

Yessirrr” - Anna
“ You gon whip out that shlong?” Rylen
“Yes , you better give it some gwak gwak 300” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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Penis inspection day

What Bailey needs to do now
Bailey you know what day it is

Bailey: “penis inspection day?”
by The Incredible Fella October 9, 2020
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National Penis Day

National Penis Day is a day where we appreciate all types of penis. Wether it’s small or big, we need to unite our penises together. Whip out that shmeat and let people appreciate it!! It’s occurs every April 13
“Anna isn’t it national penis day?” - Friend

“Yessir, whip out that shlong and let me see it 😩” - Anna
by lovelycock23 April 13, 2020
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penis poetry day

April 4th
The day you write poetry about your penis. It can be a metaphorical penis.
Hey man it's time for penis poetry day! This year I'll talk about my tip through a thug shaker metaphor.
by houuseplant April 3, 2023
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Small Penis Day

Celebration of men with minuscule penises. March 11th
Look my friends it’s small penis day! (March 11th)
by SebastianP March 25, 2024
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Penis Day

The day everyone is proud and happy of their penis.
Ron : Hey ! it's penis day !

Felix : I know ! Happy penis day ! I'm so proud of mine .

Ron : Same !
by mudz / liax April 21, 2022
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