In Colombian slang, specifically Medellin, or around Medellin (The paisa zone) being a pato is a slang used among young people.

If you do something really stupid or if you approach a problem with an unpractical and/or stupid or funny solution you are a pato.
It can also mean "chichipato", which in this case would mean being someone cheap.
-Parce, por que le pego a su hermanito? // Bro, why did you beat your brother's ass?
-Porque no me quiso hacer un favor a la tienda // Because I ask him to bring me something from the grocery store and he denied.
- JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAJA, PARCE, USTED ES MUY PATO! // HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAH BRO, WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?

-Cucho, que le dio a su novia en sanvalentin? // Dude, what gift did you get to your GF in Valentines'.
- Un BonBonBun (Look it up), // A Lolly Pop (Kind of)
-Pana, de buenas que usted es muy pato/chichipato // Mate, no joke, you're really cheap
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a mexican who is definitely a criminal and also kinda mid
oh, pato. i heard he stole a dildo from the supermarket
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cat that is super chonky and has a huge fat ass with a side of stupidity
pato is fucking u up
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The meaning of everything and all niceness the exists in this universe. Originates from a short word for potato.

Can be used in any way: verb, noun, adjective, etc.
Paaatooo! ( ã‚· )
This feels like a pato day
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