pass the parcel

When one person excretes in to another persons anus.

Tim an Kevin were playing pass the parcel, things were getting messy.

by Obsydyan January 27, 2010

[air parcel]

To have a fart, but in front of family members, particularly your mother/grandmother

I'm so sorry, I have just delivered an air parcel

by Psychohammer1980 July 28, 2017

Parcel

When an individual chooses not to participate in partying activities and instead chooses to sit down and look boring, effectively dampening the entire party atmosphere.

1. 'Everyone at this house rave is going mental, but not John. He's falling asleep in the corner. He's a f***ing parcel'
2. 'You're just sat there being boring, you're a parcel mate'
3. 'Look at all of these parcels, they can't handle how crazy this club is'

by b4sketcase November 12, 2014

Parcel Force

(verb) the act of taking a parcel and placing it inside a woman's vagina forcibly.

Hurr she wasn't expecting that parcel force!

by ASkumbag December 19, 2011

arse parcel

A parcel of the arse variety, ie: a big steaming bog log!

'oy arse parcel! make me a brew you fuck!'

by Greeny and Lisa October 9, 2006

Parcel face

Parcel face is like a poker face, it is the face you must hold when youve opened your much anticipated parcel only to find a pair of socks, not even sports socks but socks that have captain america on the side, basically u wanna kill the mutha fukka who gave you them but YULE say oh great i wanted those and smile!!!

oh gr8 captain america socks how uber wonderfull.(while using your parcel face)

die!!!

by novey December 24, 2009

bill parcells

Most arrogant douchebag in the NFL. Whoa, hold on, that would be Jerry Jones. Whoa, hold the phone, I meant Terrell Owens. Hey wait a minute! They are all together - The AssHoley Trinity.

Belichek doesn't like his assistant leaving to coach another team. Who does he think he is, Bill Parcells?

by Jersey Guy December 9, 2008