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Face palming 

Face palming 🤦

When an old person try’s to take authority over a thing you have put your mental energy into, love, are passionate about or have a interest in, despite having no previous interest in it or way it is currently useful in thier life

Examples:

1. You are really passionate about art and have bought these fancy markers, while talking about them in a group setting they switch the subject of your passion about art and these markers to them by asking where they can get them…the old person “face palms” you by asking where they can get them, making your love and interest in something about them.

2. You are a kid who is saving up for an iPhone and your grandparents figure out about this and how they work… the next time you go over to there house they both have iPhones and bring up how cool they are without acknowledging how you were the one who showed them it.

The best way and only way to deal with or help someone being facepalmed is to make the conversation weird and awkward… confusing the old person and making them not able to compute what is happening.

Eg. your a gen z and see the person in scenario 1 being facepalmed by the old person. You start laughing weird and saying hip gen z things like “gyatt” distracting the old person with your “young generation disrespect” successfully steering the conversation away from the markers or better ending the conversation with the old person all together.
There was this old bitch face palming me at the grocery store today when I was looking to buy some apples, she seen me looking at them and asked me about them and the nutritional facts. I said to bad I couldn’t afford them because of inflation… she then went on to buy the apples for herself
Face palming by Ashemlyn February 23, 2024
The opposite of tanning.

To sit in a room with shades drawn allowing no sunlight in.

To hide away from all sunlight.

No fake tans.
Girl 1- Hey, why are you just sitting in that dark closet?

Girl 2- SHUT THE DOOR!!! I'M PALING!!!

Girl 1- That's so weird...

Girl2- At least I'm not orange.
Paling by Beerbatteredbeefcurtains December 24, 2009

Palringo 

Palringo, AKA Pal, is an online message software. You meet friends, send nudes, and even share a laugh once in a while. It is highly addictive and once you join you'll soon be on for hours. Those hours will turn to days and you'll start to lose sleep. Once you're on for days without sleep you start to see things like shrimps. Palringo is even in your dreams.
death Palringo, yo
Palringo by Zoe, the pancak servant. September 4, 2013
To never show up to a group event. To always have something else planned that prevents you from joining your loyal crew. To flake out.
Nick is notorious for 'Pamming'. He never shows up for happy hours.
Pamming by stranzironi February 21, 2013

palinguistics 

the scientific study of a language derived from modern Alaskan.
I heard so many "you betchas" in Fargo at a recent Black Crowes show that I thought I was at a Palinguistics seminar.
palinguistics by thebetterTed February 3, 2010

Palringo Syndrome 

A tragic disorder characterized by addiction to the instant messenger Palringo. Symptoms include weight gain, carpal tunnel syndrome, sore thumbs (if messenger is accessed by phone), loss of circulation in legs (from sitting on them all day), desocialization, loss of interest in everything, and sleep deprivation.

It is a very serious syndrome and should be treated by shutting off Wifi. Withdrawal symptoms may include boredom and excercise.
Billy has developed Palringo Syndrome. We never see him anymore.
Palringo Syndrome by Skysentinels January 12, 2013