pwned

to humiliate: usually relating to first person shooter computer games.

Deliberate mispelling of the word "owned".

"pwned!!!"

by MuthaPlucka January 3, 2007

pwned

someone or something having total domination over an object

(Jail shower scene)
Dood, i dropped the soap and then i was pwned.

by Jeff January 3, 2007

pwned

Common mistyping of "owned" (because the "p" key is next to "o" on a keyboard). To dominate in a multiplayer game, or to be very very good in some other way ("Metallica pwned at Monsters Of Rock")

I really pwned on that map! Silly variation: "pweened".

by rogerzilla January 3, 2007

pwned

Verb past tense
Language of Origin: "little boy"
Meaning: "I beat you" or "You were beaten"

xX1337pkerXx (playing WOW):
"u jus c m3 i ttly pwned that nub!!111!"

*woman walks by and brushes the 1337's shoulder*
*1337 boy wets his pants*

xX1337pkerXx:
dud a fukin hott chic jus tuched me im t0tly gon^a fuk her!!!111!

by FlowersInMidgar August 24, 2007

pwned

typo or netspeak for "owned"

dude! I pwned you in UT2004!

by fkdup74 July 30, 2004

pwned

Used by lamers who think its cool to act like a retard and forget that O and P are 2 different keys.

All the fags arguing are depressed because their dad pwned them in the back of the head for masturbating too much. This is why they can't spell owned, nor can they laugh without saying LOL!

by Mr Sunshine September 2, 2005

pwned

How nerds deliberately mispells "owned" and think it's funny when it just looks stupid.

He pwned you when he did that shit.

by Trident White September 22, 2005