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psychological combover

Kidding oneself. Pretending something is true when it isn't.
Saying "50 is the new 30," is just a psychological combover.
by Pookyduke373737 June 11, 2017
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Psychological traffic

Being stuck in pockets of slow moving traffic for no apparent reason.
I thought there was an accident on the road but there was nothing going on - so it must have been psychological traffic.
by dp.paz June 19, 2017
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Psychological fuckening

When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'
Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.
by Sexy time 420 February 4, 2020
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Psychological Auto Pilot

a state of being in which the "innerhuman"auto pilot takes over:

because it's a good day, because you've done it hundreds of times, because there are no thoughts present, because it's the rhythm of the morning/afternoon/evening/night, because it's happy hour somewhere in the world, because it's just me, because this is the life, because this is who i am, because ...blank...

Also happens when people take their work home and forget to switch back to "human being" a trade found in many professions and a state of being wherein everyone else sees this person needs a vacation and/or a structural recreational routine with a sidedish of spontaneous "relaxion action" and/ or a main ingredient of please come back to us.
"Get of the psychological auto pilot i am talking to you!"

"Save the psychological auto pilot speech for your clients, this is your mother speaking!"

You're driving, the phone rings: " you're disrupting my psychological auto pilot session, i was flowing."
by good attention July 22, 2013
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psychological drafting

In racing (running/biking), psychological drafting occurs when you spot a person ahead of you with a number in your age group, and you follow that person closely so you can pass him/her when the finish line is in sight.
I was running a marathon and spotted a guy in my age group just ahead of me, so I did some psychological drafting and dusted him at the finish line before he knew what happened.
by RenegadeTX June 28, 2007
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psychological allergy

When one is unable to eat or often even be around a specific food because it makes them physically sick, usually due to a past traumatizing experience with said food.
Friend: Yo, do you want some of these blueberries?
You: Nah man, the last time I ate blueberries I got sick as fuck and it turned into a psychological allergy so I can’t eat them anymore.
by Sheababy January 31, 2018
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Psychological pipe

When someone mentally overpowers you in conversation trying to get to the bottom of your psyche and drunken you realizes their mind fuck, reversing their psychology you bring the conversation back to your realm. Thereby, acquiring the ability to say put that in your psychological pipe.
"Put that in your psychological pipe and smoke it!"
by Challbaby82 October 1, 2016
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