Prune Bag

The male scrotum. The nut sack. The ball sack.

Rachel was sucking my prune bag last night.

I really get off wanking when I pull my prune bag.

Your mom fondled my prune bag last night braaaaahhhh.

by Eaton Holgoode April 24, 2017

Classic Prune

A person who says they will join you soon but never does.

He said he will join in 30mins, but never did ~ Classic Prune

by Prunetesh March 5, 2017

The Pruessner Move

When someone does something that is naughty ,funny ,impress people

that is the Pruessner move

by Poseidon's Mate Since 2017 March 8, 2017

Stewed Prune

A drunk person.

Look at that stewed prune try to stand up.

Don't let that stewed prune drive, call him a cab.

Here comes a couple of stewed prunes, let's roll them.

by Tipsy McSwagger July 28, 2010

Prune Fest

When you show up to an event expecting to meet available men/women, but everyone is much older than you anticipated. This is a unisex term that can be applied to a bunch of old men or women.

Dave: Hey Chuck, you hit Flannery's last night right? Was there any hot ass to speak of?

Chuck: Hell no! That place was a Prune Fest last night.

Dave: Sweet! I enjoy the cougar prune from time to time. Maybe I'll head up there tonight!

Chuck: No, I'm talking about 65+ year old women. Like retired and on Social Security prune!

Dave: Even better!

Chuck: I hope your dick falls off.

by -Kley- December 9, 2010

proness

1. exhibiting a certain sense of awesome or prowess at a game or life in general.
2. the act or state of being pro.

"no one can stand up to my proness; I'm pro as fuck!"

by mfkanger June 5, 2009

Prune Cat

The animal/beast that attacks when the lights are out. If you recognize a low pitched growl/purr then you know prune cat has arrived. Of course, only people who are under the influence of any drugs can experience the dreaded prune cat attack. Dont forget that if you own a blue blanket, you can cover yourself with that. If you dont own a blue blanket, i advise you get one.

I was blazin that shit up last night and when the lights went out, THE PRUNE CAT ARRIVED!

by johnnyb1994 November 7, 2009