Poppycock

Pure and utter bullshit like when someone whips their dick out or "pops a cock"

That's poppycock. Put your dick back in your pants.

by foxlox December 27, 2016

Poppycock

When your poppy chooses to change gender where he gets a virgina and has sex with your brother.

He also becomes very constipated and tends to eat gluten free chicken nuggets and milf. And of course he's a vegan

Yesterday my bother went off with my poppycock and never came back

by Camdraneyisgay August 19, 2019

Poppycock

Complete and utter bullshit. Unbelievable.

The world and all the people in it recently seem like such poppycock.

by Sugahbuttah September 26, 2018

Poppycock

To speak nonsense

Bret: That asian girl over there thinks im hot!
Billy: Poppycock! Shes looking at me

You are talking Poppycock

by Jessyjerry9356 October 8, 2019

poppycock

Metaphorically speaking, the condition of ones penis after taking heroin - utter garbage.

Carol: the world is flat
Bob: poppycock

by goddamnnamethieves March 26, 2020

Poppycock

When British people drop there tea

Oh poppycock my trousers are covered in tea

by Justvibinhere April 29, 2021

PoppyCock Slap

The act of cock slapping by ones grandfather or if you're not a grandfather yet, to cock slap while eating Orville Redenbacher's PoppyCock.

My grandfather looks like he's about to PoppyCock Slap that guy in his office. I sure hope he's still got it!

by I'm AB4 February 26, 2010