pudtroleum

noun
thick whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands
Predominantly used in species reproduction however additional uses include adult oriented cinematic filmage, body lotion, lubricant, and mouthwash

Ginger knew that if Biff hadn't eaten at least two pineapples yesterday his pudtroleum was going to taste like mustard gas.

Nick boasted that he was so virile that women couldn't swallow his behemoth glob of pudtroleum : they had to chew it first.

by BobCumbers May 31, 2007

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PETROLERA

A white girl who likes black men.

Look at that white bitch on that black guy's arm. What a petrolera.

by Jeanie Perez July 31, 2006

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Expecto Patrollum

A spell to ward off the likes of annoying forum trolls who rant incessantly and bother everyone else to the extreme.

CompNerd: This game is awful wah wah cry cry

HumbleForumDude: I thought it was okay.

CompNerd: STFU NOOB MY FORUMS!!!

BraveForumDude: Expecto Patrollum!

by Emblem_CR February 1, 2010

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petrolium

This is a misspelling of the word petroleum. Some complete assholes get to report you to your boss if you use this spelling.

Suck it Hedigh! misspelling petrolium with "petrolieum" is not a chance for you to mess with my job!

by a51paint September 19, 2013

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petrolism

A belief system based on pro petroleum policies and views.

OPEC practices petrolism for its own self-interests.

by jogils May 24, 2009

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Rexemous Petrolium Jelly

A name involving 3 parts....The first is the name rex, like T-rex. The second is the english sounding part "emous" making rexemous. The third part is the name of a brand like petrolium jelly..........Now say it with me. Rexemous Petroliun Jelly.

My cats name is Rexemous Petrolium Jelly!

by anonymous May 7, 2005

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