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National short people throw

On October 28 You can pick up and throw anyone who’s under 5’4 with no permission needed
Hey it’s national short people throw day lets throw them
by The cuh October 27, 2021
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National Short People Appreciation Day

National Short People Day occurs on January 17th.
This day making fun of short people is NOT TOLERATED.
Things you can do to show appreciation for having to deal with getting fun of are: helping them get things out of reach, send a text or say in person "Hey, I hope you have a good day today since it's National Short People Appreciation Day!", or just being a good person to them.
(Short people are fully allowed to make fun of anyone who is tall)
Tall Person: Hey dude, hope you have a good day today.
Short Person: Why today out of every other day?
Tall Person: Because it's National Short People Appreciation Day today!
Short Person: Oh, well if that's the case then how's the weather up there you giraffe
by Apperition_of_death January 15, 2021
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National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day

June 26 is National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day were you would go and deck them in the head it will only be valid if June 26 is last day of school
Mike: why did you deck maya in the head
Kingston: because it’s National deck people you hate the most or don’t like day
Mike: oh ok
by lil_day_day June 17, 2019
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national respect people’s space day

From Jan. 1st to Dec.31st it is national respect people’s space day!!!
national respect people’s space day is everyday! don’t grab people’s butt without permission, it only makes you a douche and a pervert! so don’t be dumb, and respect people’s bodies!
Carl:” everyday you shouldn’t be a douche.”
Dave:” what do you mean?”
Carl: “I mean that it’s national respect people’s space day.”
Dave:”oh shit you right, I’mma not be an asshole and not grab her ass!”
by zevahcssej May 24, 2018
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National Smart People Day

This day you appreciate all your smart friends on October 23rd
"What's up, oh great wise one?"
"the fuck?"
"It's National Smart People Day!"
by Flarkwad October 15, 2020
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National tall people day

A day to celebrate people over 5’5. Tall people get to make fun of short people and the short friends buy pizza.
by Chickenmann September 2, 2021
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National Short People Named Marius Day

A day to celebrate all short people named marius. Marius is the leading name of all people under. 5’1
Hey it’s National Short People Named Marius Day.
He’s so short.
by Short People Inc October 14, 2021
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