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Penis Seggs Man

He haunts you for life.
If he finds you you'll never run away from him.
He looks like a pitch black shadow of a man with no face, and he sneaks through your door at night and rapes you with penis seggs. There's no escaping him.
You: "You seen John anywhere?"
Guy: "I'm afraid he was a victim to the Penis Seggs Man...."
by YuaBeVibin February 24, 2022
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penis sex man 69

Man I wish I was as cool as penis sex man 69
by penis sex man 70 February 22, 2021
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man-penis

a man's penis.
Should never be mistaken with horse-penis or another animal's appendage
"This woman can't seem to achieve orgasm with her fingers"
"Try using your man-penis"
"Yep, that did the trick"
by metalliska September 8, 2006
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penis meat man of pie

a person who spontaniously sucks a dildo or penis
by buttlickerexpress February 20, 2010
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Non-man penis haver

This is a male old enough to qualify as a man,but is not dignified enough to behave as such. He is also not digified or classy enough to be deemed a fuck boy and is a complete loser by all senses of the word. Not only does he not have a position in life to hold adults relationships, though he cannot remain single due to instability to provide for himself financially, he will perpetually pursue romantic relationships to evade accountability for his own failure and will continuously bring every individual he engages in romantic relationships with. This male is a hurricane force toxic destruction in human form. He is a non-man penis haver.
He used me for years blaming depression for not being able to secure a steady job or paycheck ruining my credit and rental credit history and eventually left me for first chick he met on social media. Some could consider him a fuck boy, but I consider him to be even less. He has a penis, but he's not a man by definition. He is a non-man penis haver.
by LacyBitch April 17, 2018
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man penis

holy shit she has a huge man penis
by Raven42006bby November 8, 2007
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National cut off a man's penis day

Occurs every day of the year <3 feel free to cut off a penis!
Person: I'm going to cut off your penis
Rapist: What?!
Person: It's national cut off a man's penis day! You deserve it
by Spyd3rs April 12, 2021
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