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Participatory Geometry

A term for basketball made by John Green of the Vlogbrothers. It was meant to explain basketball to nerds, inserting spheres into cylinders.
Boy: What are we playing in gym class?
Girl: Basketball!
Boy: Oh, you mean Participatory Geometry
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participaster

A person who's participation in online discussions comprises purely of copy 'n pasted opinion from other similar forums.
I thought John was making more valid points than usual in our online debate, but then I realized he was just a participaster.
by CapTim February 24, 2009
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Penile Participation

(Phrase) A way to identify if there is any form of male participation in an activity; whether it be sexual, recreational, or educational.
We don’t want any penile participation on lady cousin day.
by _Hugh_Jeffincock_ July 3, 2019
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Participation Trophy Wife

A woman who is not especially attractive or accomplished or motivated, however, she feels she should have a husband who takes care of her, even though she does not contribute anything to the marriage. This feeling is based on an overwhelming sense of entitlement which has been instilled in her since birth by years participation awards and celebrations of mediocrity. More often present in millennials.
She can't cook, refuses to clean, and does not want to work to support the home; I don't know how, but he ended up with a participation trophy wife
by rsd2887 June 14, 2018
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participatory

a word used instead of participation; commonly used by a teacher E.W.
If you do not stop fooling in my class your participatory grade will go down.
by sexy turtle May 21, 2005
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participationals

I cant wait till millennial children, participationals grow up and learn that life is about winners and loser.
by chazzington July 22, 2019
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participation trophy discount

Participation Trophy Discount

Noun: “A discount or special accommodation one expects and/or receives for being a member of a defined group.”

Examples include: (but not limited to) police, crossing guards, fire, military, seniors, ems, healthcare workers, pregnant women, or any other demographic whereby it is fashionable for an organization to virtue signal fawning over “heroes” or other “protected groups.”
1) Fast food employee: “that’s $3.49 sir.”

Patron: “did you apply my ‘first responders’ discount?’”

Fast food employee (to customer)“oh yes sir, that’s now $3.45. Have a great day.”

Fast food employee (to themself): “sure here’s your participation trophy discount 🙄🤦 ♂️“

2) Airline gate agent: “we’d like to start our boarding process by inviting all military personnel, let’s give ‘em a hand folks (makes spectacle)!!

Everyone else (including military personnel not wanting to participate in said spectacle): “geez it’s called a ‘job’ not a ‘participation trophy (discount)’ 🙄”

3) Girl in car: “The parking lot is full today.”

Friend in car: “Yeah some asshole parked in one of the 20 “expectant mother” spots.

4) Meal Team 6 guy: “what no ‘veterans’ parking for my big ass truck?!!! That’s bullshit; I need to speak to your manager!!”

5) Friend 1: “did you see that video on social media where a hippopotamus crushed a watermelon?”

Friend 2: “no I never got past all the healthcare hero vax ads 🙄”
by Mediocre-poker January 29, 2023
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