Very small
man. Usually the smallest in his community. Usually has
short black hair and only stands at a whopping 5 feet (often mistaken as dwarfs, which are completely different). Most Oompa Loompas go by two different names, and that should be your first clue in identifying an Oompa Loompa. These names are;
Wayne and Gunner.
Guy 1: hey did you say that little
boy working at Walmart?
Guy 2: that’s not a little
boy. That’s an Oompa Loompa. His
name is Gunner.
Guy 1: oh shit