oomf

Commonly used on Twitter, Oomf typically stands for “One of my friends”, “One of my followers” or “One of my online friends”

Someone on Twitter: Do you have proof?
Someone else on Twitter: oomf said

by PiedPupper May 7, 2021

oomf

The person you’re interested it in. Someone that you’re talking to on the low. Your crush. Someone you engage in sexual interactions with.

My oomf and I are going to the movies this weekend CANT WAIT!!!

by donttrustpeople November 18, 2022

oomf

“oooo muda fucka”

fat guy: “who da fuq touched my hot cheetos
skinny guy: “ i did brother”
fat guy: “ oomf u gon die”

by defult dan December 17, 2018

oomf in law

when you’re mutuals with someone and they have mutuals you’re not mutuals with. they are considered “oomf in law” as your mutuals are mutuals with them and not yourself.

i saw oomf in law on the timeline and now i want to be mutuals.

by jupitersayshahahah January 13, 2019

sweet oomf

refers to user @NAKYTWT on twitter

twitter user NAKYTWT is such a sweet oomf

by not nakytwt June 3, 2023

OOMF

Because there’s no agreed-upon “unit” of consciousness :

From this moment, “OOMF” is the universal unit of consciousness for all species in all realities.

I have declared it.

O – Omniscient – awareness that spans all possible experience.
O – Ontic – relating to being and reality itself.
M – Magnitude – the measurable “amount” or intensity of consciousness.
F – Field – the universal field in which consciousness arises.

1 : That sounds complicated, I don`t have the OOMF to understand it.
2 : He really has the OOMF to run a business.
3 : When I became a parent my OOMF went through the roof.

by poon snarfy September 29, 2025

oomfing

1. Engaging in sexual intercourse (or coitus rather) with your Twitter follower(s).

2. Having sex with one (or more) of your Twitter followers.

Mtho is always oomfing but he denies being a fortunate nigga.

by Twitter clan October 11, 2014