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onk

when your friend(Victor) is a dumbass.
Victor you onk.
by saxmano September 16, 2019
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Ink-Onks

An obsessive compulsive or looping mind-state that gets progressively worse the longer it persists.

The phrase, when repeated quickly, starts to sound like 'King Kong', which is crucial to it's meaning - that a tiny amount of nonsense can become a hugely destructive simply by a person constantly paying attention to it.
" You got the ink-onks about your missus again? Have a pint."
"See that geezer talking to a tree stump? ink-onks mate."
"Bad acid - I got the ink-onks man"
by GenericJohn June 20, 2018
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Onk

Onk is more collectively used as a suffix and can be added to names or words that contain the letter o. However, if done cleverly it can be added to any word or name, for instance “Jack” would become “Jonk” and “fuck” would become “fonk”.
“Hey, have you spoken to Jonk recently?”
Nah dude, he’s totally fonked up our fronkship. We’re totally donk.”
by whatheFONKdude May 31, 2019
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