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Omnipotent

Erectile disfuntion or inability to get it up.
My gampa takes viagra becaue he is Omnipotent.
by LMxDurgex December 18, 2008
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Omnipour

One who drinks anything that is poured in.
I like vodka. What about you?
I am an omnipour.
by Flirtyanand September 18, 2015
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omnipotent

the ability to be potent on an omnibus
wow that couple was omnipotent and stained the imitation leather ofthe seats on the schoolbus, maybe they should ride a train instead
by Hughbert Gerald Rection March 15, 2005
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Omnimotus

all emotional; the feeling of all emotions simultaneously and with the same degree of intensity. Omnimotus is made of two words in Latin; Omni- (all; In all ways; of all things) and Motus (Movement of mind/soul; emotion)
"Is God omnimotus?"
by Ijellan Sauer October 1, 2019
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omnipopulusenpesedeus

Omnipopulusenpesedeus is the philosophical idea that only the believer is sure to exist, and others are merely NPCs.

Similar definition to solipsism
Person 1: "Wow, is Max into omnipopulusenpesedeus?"

Person 2: "Yeah, he is. He calls it that instead of solipsism because he's cool and hip."
by seoull June 20, 2021
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Omnipotence Card

The cop-out fundie atheists pull out of the bag when they cannot justify a claim they make regarding God, the Bible, etc. Usually framed as either a loaded question or a "Go could have done XYZ" routine to make God appear irresponsible at best.
Fundie Atheist: If God does not endorse slavery, why did he not condemn it?

Christian: What good would that have done when the concept of it was ingrained into everyone's minds to the point of normalization? He first had to break the ideas at play, like what we see in Philemon, for instance. goes on to explain

Fundie Atheist: Oh, yeah? Well, God's omnipotent, isn't he? Couldn't he have done something to make them accept a direct condemnation of slavery?

Christian: Well, since you brought up the Omnipotence Card, why should he have done it your way at all? Where is the obligation.

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, right?

Christian: Your point is? Now, answer my question, if you don't mind.

Fundie Atheist: Well, then, why didn't he? He could have, couldn't he?

Christian: Why should he have done it that way?

Fundie Atheist: He's omnipotent, isn't he?

Christian: Cope harder.
by Charles Bakir January 27, 2022
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Omnihorus

The twenty-four hours that make up a full day.
"You have one omnihorus."
by Speculo and Lavender January 29, 2022
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