has fat chode legs made out of steel. also cracks the ground the ground when he steps. he inserts it in his mums pussy.
by chode legs November 28, 2021
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You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.
he stills sucks cock though.
You can find Oliver in your mum, most of the time, all of the time.
Sometimes your dad can't even hold back the urge of Oliver McArdle.
He is without queation an undefeatable athlete, an unaware challenger will simply shoot themselves if found trying to challenge the great Mc.
All bow down to him and is unquestionably the most badass human on the planet.
he stills sucks cock though.
Ryan: Hey, have u seen Oliver McArdle playing football, that dude is tiiiiight!!!!
Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole
Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!
Jordan: I no, dude for some reason i just wanna let him shred up my bumhole
Ryan: True, true...apparently he wraps it round his leg, its that big!!!
by JordanB1991 February 11, 2009
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