OFFSPRING

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by BEANIEBOPO July 15, 2020

Offspring

Offspring

I have four offsprings

by anonymous December 15, 2021

offspring

Living being that was conceived (generated or made) by two other living beings.

Offspring.

by Zabombini October 5, 2024

Offspring Break

A much needed break from your children. A week or more of recess from the drudgery of parenting, usually provided by grandparents or any sucker willing to take your kids.

Mimi is taking the kids to Six Flags first week of July! Offspring Break 2011! Holla!

by RachRiot July 18, 2011

Offspring Paradox

Offspring can be disturbingly illogical, yet profoundly fulfilling. You should anticipate paradox.

Huda: Oh man, I'd hate to bring a child into this world of nonsense, but I feel like I need it.
Mackan: And that's what you call *clears throat* an Offspring Paradox.

by tigerlxlly September 7, 2020

offspring glue

Another word for sperm

Last night I had a crazy dream, Then I woke up with offspring glue in my boxers

by DJNickyNack December 25, 2010

Offspring Square

The offspring of your offspring, grandchildren or grandbabies

I came to pick up my offspring Square

by 459395 April 30, 2023