October 27th

National knock over a disabled person day! On this day the first disabled person you see gets knocked down. This includes not just retards minorities and famous cripples but foreskin nibblers who walk around on crutches all day. Extra points if you knock them down the stairs

Oh and also just beat up gingers

Tom: hey useless fuck!

Disabled person: SHIDD its october 27th*Gets shoved down stairs and dies*

Ronald: at least I’m safe

Tom: see you in hell redhead piece of shit! *stabs ronald*

by Joe kegan October 23, 2019

october 27th

october 27th is a day for you to announce to that special person that you have feelings for them. This is the once chance you got to tell them so go get em.

*danny* is october 27th bro you gotta tell her you like her man
*gabby* idk what happens if she doesn’t like me?
*danny* doesn’t matter this is your only chance bro
*gabby*alright i’ll tell her, wish me luck

by ur mama ;) October 15, 2019

october 27th

jacklyn, the funniest an most beautiful girl in the world birthday

fred- “omg it’s october 27th”

brad- “yes! it’s jacklyns birthday”

by jackattack_abitch October 14, 2019

27th october

Ask your Bestfriend out of the different gender

27th October is the day to ask ur Bestfriend out of the different gender out!!

by Jessica corbett November 11, 2019

27th October

National fuck with Alfie day. If you know an Alfie, today is the day you mess with them.

"Omg its 27th October! I can fuck with alfie today!"

by Mills2618 October 27, 2020

October 27th National tell your crush you like them day

You: hey I like you
Crush: uhhh

Hey it’s October 27th national tell your crush you like them day!!!

by Thatsbetch909 October 21, 2020

October 27th

A perfectly normal day that is not Valentine's Day.

1:its october 27th it is national confess to your crush day
2:no that is february 14th dumbass

by dummyville October 29, 2019