October 22nd

National throw a book at your blonde friends hair day!The one day of the year you can hit your friends with a book!(make sure they are blonde though)

If you throw a book at a blonde on october 22nd,i dunno,maybe they’ll get smarter?

by guccipoptarts October 21, 2019

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October 22nd

Beat the transgender people

Beat the transgendered people October 22nd

by James420999000 October 21, 2019

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october 22nd

october 22nd is the day to kick your friends that are exactly 161cm in height!

hey rae! today is october 22nd, you know what that means!

by 007emox October 21, 2019

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This day is the final edition to no homo day.

You're once again allowed to be as gay as fuck and you technically won't be gay!
This day you are more prone to contract all forms of STIs

I love consuming BITs. of fLY

( this is not october 33'D or the 9th. (i) promise You 2 )

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: whats up bro, guess what. It is October 22nd. I think it is that time again, atleast there will be no table leg down my arsehole this time.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: Hahaha.. You do not know what's coming Marcus. *Big smile implying he will be shoving his teeth down his ass and biting out the remnants of shit particles.
Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: I do not like the sound of this.. You okay Jordan? I don't like the sound of this anymore..
Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: I can dance around on the court, I'm sure I can squeeze my body down that hole.

Marcus DeezNuts Fisher: If theres anyone I trust it sure is you J.M Please pleasure my anus.

Jordan WHATARETHOSSSEEEE Micheal: YOU KNOW IT NEPHEW!! YUMMMMMMM

Marcus was found dead the next morning with a huge tear going from his anus to his stomach. Jordan Micheal was then sent to an insane asylum for mental help.

by Pokemon_Dyno137_mario October 19, 2019

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