October 27

National hug a plant day.

Plants give us oxygen they deserve a hug.

Hey it’s October 27. Excuse Me while I hug a tree.

by Darfis Mc Farfis. October 23, 2019

October 27

A day where a big boi with a fat ass rubs some cream on his cock and fucks a thanksgiving turkey.

Man I can’t wait for October 27

by Smelma Cock October 16, 2019

October 27

October 27th is the national crap in your pants day. You are legally required by law nationwide to do at least one defecation in your pants, or else you will be sent to jail.

“My dude! Why are the cops here?”
“Oh man, I didn’t crap in my pants today, and it’s October 27! We are in big trouble now.”

by Uh oh, there’s a stinky on me October 16, 2019

October 27

The best day for sex at random times.

I just had Pop up sex because it’s the 27th of October.

October 27 is the best day to have pop up sex.

by Bitch to nibbas October 14, 2019

October 27

October 27th isn’t just an ordinary day, it’s a special day. For October 27th is National Get Your Dick Sucked Day! That’s right, if you see anyone you’ve been eyeing down for a while on October 27th, if you call them out, they have to suck your dick!

Brother: Man, is it October 27th yet?
Step Sis: No, why?
Brother: Oh no reason.

by chasefuckingcorbett October 14, 2019

October 27

Hit your friend Bryce with a truck going at least 30 mph

some nigga: Ay,Bryce it's October 27

Bryce: shit

by BryceHater6969 February 28, 2020

October 27

Give your crush a kiss day. Go for it. And if they live somewhere else. Send a kiss emoji.

Hey it’s October 27
Yo for real
Yea u know what that means
(Kiss)(Scene)

by Your favorite lesbian October 28, 2019