The JL Obesity Scale (thx
John)
Category 1: Slightly overweight with between 0 and 3 rolls
Category 2: Obviously larger than most but not yet considered hopeless
Category 3: The first level of obesity, usually charactorized by a constant hunger for
fatty foods
Category 4: Probably the largest person you know, but there are bigger. If you get between them and food...its over.
Category 5: One of the top
15 most
obese people in the State, charactorized by empty vending machines and several pizza boxes in their locker. These people are known to be extremely dangerous and we encourage you not to feed them.
Category 6: The most easily recognized of all overweights, charactorized by clogged arteries, a blanket over
your face, and several people trying to revive you. Also are commonly known to have custom
made coffins to fit their obeseness