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O.J. Simpson

Similar to the Danny Glover. It's when you jam your fist up someone's ass (male or female), remove it, all covered in blood and shit (resembling a bloody glove), and proceed to choke the person until rendering them unconcious.
After I gave that chick an "O.J. Simpson" she didn't shit right for a week.
by kyspsm October 6, 2006
mugGet the O.J. Simpsonmug.

O.J. Guilty

A person caught in the act of violating a law or misdeed that he or she is so guilty only a dream team of lawyers could get a jury to find him or her innocent.
Two were arrested after making a youtube video of dog beating in St. Louis County went viral. They were so guilty, they were O.J. guilty.
by PatrickDallas April 14, 2014
mugGet the O.J. Guiltymug.

O.J Simpson

Murder or beat up the pussy I.e fucked her to death
Yo you hang out with Victoria yet? Dude I O.J Simpson that already
by UshldH8Me aka Dirt December 13, 2017
mugGet the O.J Simpsonmug.

O.J. law

The law enforcement policy of arresting men for domestic violence based on any accusation, despite lack of evidence or credibility. The "O.J. law" is so named due to the harsher treatment of male domestic violence suspects in the wake of the O.J. Simpson trial of the mid 90s.
We know you didn't do it, but have to arrest you; it's the O.J. law.
by Vincent Watkins August 20, 2007
mugGet the O.J. lawmug.

O.j Simpson

O.j Simpson loved his wife and friend
by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020
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That's what O.J. said

A variant of "That's what she said," giving a feel of what O.J. Simpson would say. Said by people who are guilty but refuse to admit it.
1: A - It wasn't me, I swear!
B - That's what O.J. said!

2: A- I swear, I was framed!
B - That's what O.J. said!

3: A - I didn't do it!
B - That's what O.J. said!
by ReNeGaDeNorman April 30, 2011
mugGet the That's what O.J. saidmug.

O.J.'d out

they hated him so much they O.J'd him right out of town.
by Micki Kaplan October 17, 2003
mugGet the O.J.'d outmug.

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