birthday o'clock

The hour that correlates to your date of birth.
My birthday is August 12, so birthday o'clock would be 08:12.
by pheiticeira February 07, 2011
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Bob o'clock

The occurrence twice per day when the clock reads "8:08"
Stacey: What time is it?
Big Tom: Bob o'clock.
Stacey: Let me see...o lol
Bob: You guys call my name?
Big Tom: Nah, just tellin' time.
by mikerebtom June 01, 2010
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a million o'clock

Last night I stayed up until a million o'clock writing a paper.
by limacon October 07, 2013
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balls o'clock

an obscene hour of the day that no one should be awake for.
i can't drink tonight, i have to go to the airport tomorrow at balls o'clock in the morning.
by ThusSpakeWill October 22, 2009
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stupid o'clock

Coined by a graduate student while pursuing her PhD and teaching a full load of courses:

The time of day roughly characterized as being between 2:00 am - 6:00 am (depending upon your personal nocturnal patterns and time zone). It is the time when 'normal' people are asleep, because they have to be up and about during working hours the next day. You are exhausted and want very much to be asleep, too. However, you are awake at stupid o'clock because:

(1) you are grouchily doing work to meet a deadline (perhaps because you waited until the last minute to finish it or have perfectionist tendencies),

(2) you haven't yet gone to bed because you are too foolish/lazy to stop goofing off (surfing the net, talking to friends, watching TV/movies, playing video games, reading a book, etc.),

(3) you have to wake up much earlier than your usual time for an important event (which may be an unwanted obligation or an event you desire to attend),

(4) you experience tremendous inspiration and simply cannot stop writing, painting, coding, constructing or otherwise working on your personal project, whatever it might be (a rare usage of the term).
1. I had insomnia, so I was up until stupid o'clock learning new words on Urban Dictionary.
2. I stayed awake until stupid o'clock finishing the paper that was due today.
3. I can't believe I have to get up at stupid o'clock to meet with my idiot boss.
4. We have to leave the house at stupid o'clock to catch our plane.
5. The party lasted until stupid o'clock, but we all had a lot of fun!
6. Why, yes, it WAS stupid o'clock when I composed this entry.
by Lisa M May 05, 2006
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Jock o'clock

Jock referring to the genital area and o'clock referring to a specific time.

Jock o'clock refers to specific time a person has designated to masturbate daily.
Ronaldo: Hey dude wanna come and play a game with us a 6PM?
Tariq: Not at 6 dude, that's Jock o'clock!
by TheRealMrWicked May 24, 2021
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fap o'clock

The time of night where a male cannot sleep until he masturbates. This time will last until he successfully masturbates.
"Man, I've been lying in bed for hours and still can't sleep, must be fap o'clock"
by Reptilious July 01, 2012
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