going number one and number two

number one: pee, urinate
number two: poop

Mother was called to assist her small child in the bathroom when she was going number one and number two.

by Miriam Webster's January 11, 2009

two number 9's

Two number 9's originated from Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas in 2004. During Mission 5, "Drive Thru", Carl, Ryder, Sweet, and Smoke go to Cluckin' Bell. Smoke orders two number 9's, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, two number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda.

The meme became so popular that it spread all over Youtube and the internet, but nobody knew where it originated from.

two number 9's:

(it's not an inside joke, but i don't know how this would be put in)

Guy 1: Hey, what do you want from Taco Bell?

Guy 2: ILL HAVE TWO NUMBER NINES, A NUMBER NINE LARGE, A NUMBER SIX WITH EXTRA DIP, TWO NUMBER 45's, ONE WITH CHEESE, AND A LARGE SODA.

by jigsteal December 31, 2016

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.

Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Anonym0usGamer712 May 24, 2017

i'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda

Big Smokes order in: GTA San Andreas

Big smoke: “I'll have two number nines, a number nine large, a number six with extra dip, a number seven, two number forty-fives, one with cheese, and a large soda.”

by ChrisJerichoFozzy June 7, 2018

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

big smoke do be lookin kinda thicc.

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda

by becauseyes no yes no 6969 November 1, 2020

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

I'll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

by Bukkot November 2, 2020

Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen

I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.

by hokiefez March 18, 2022