Nappy Scanner

Someone who looks into used nappies for turds to eat. Also an insult to people to tell them how much of a scumbag they are

Dude, look at that guy he's Nappy Scanning in that bin over there....
Piss of you fuckin Nappy Scanner....

by Smelly320 May 6, 2009

Nappy Sas

commonly used when describing a nasty, very large, hairy female who may resembele a sasquatch. It is also good to describe a girl with an ugly, nappy, cheap weave in her hair.

"Ew, did you see that girl over there? What a nappy sas."

"You should have seen my teacher, she was the biggest nappy sas i've ever seen."

by Heather iz Limbo May 8, 2007

Nappy shack

A foreclosed business in Hanwell, London. The business once was a blooming place where many customers would arrive to sleep over. The prices are affordable and cheaper than other competitors. The booking is very easy as you could contact the owner or go onto the website. The business went into a downturn after a few months of operating, the customers steadily declined after a scandal where nappies were found in the tenant rooms. The attempt at saving their reputation with their partnership with Nathan's butter was not sufficient enough and caused the place to shutdown due to bankruptcy. The owner is elusive and not many people know of him, he is rumoured to be creating counterfeit nappies by hand and selling them to the local area, we know this from our proud customer and insider Milosz. It is rumored that ghosts trapped inside the nappies still wander around the halls of this place, the air is contaminated with Cheeto dust and asbestos which wards off any scavengers.

"Your council house smells like shit Maciej"
"You cant fucking talk, your house smells like Nappy shack!"

by Lester_Crest February 2, 2022

Nippyswift

v. The random act of violence with your's or someone else's nipple.

Knock it off or I'll nippyswift your face!

by Johnny Tant Tickler July 1, 2011

NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)

When a person's face & hair is so nappy and they still act like they are complete hotties!

Skyler: "Man look at Kailei."
Brian: " She's so nappy."
Stetsen: "She has a bad case of NHFS (Nappy Hoe Face Syndrome)"

by Wolf Pack Minus One July 14, 2011

Snappy Nappy Dugout

An ole school urban colloquial term, circa 1970’s, for the female genitalia denoting positive connotations similar to that of couchie, snatch, bubble gum taco, poodie cake, love box, kitty kat, or “ that sweet

thing”.

I’ve been dealing girlie for awhile now. That snappy nappy dugout got me whipped that I don’t even hang with by boys anymore.

by Yaya Abdul December 6, 2020

Slappy Nappy

Take an overfull cloth diaper, put in microwave on high for 5 minutes. While contents are still scalding hot, press into the face of an unsuspecting friend and scream ‘SURPRISE!!!’

Bill lost his sight and required skin grafts from 3rd degree burns on his face after his mate T-Bone gave him a Slappy Nappy!

by Red monster boy June 18, 2023