When someone pisses you off real bad, you go home and remove them from your friends from social network sites (ie: Facebook).
"Did you see the pictures of Jim on MySpace?"
"No, I'm not friends with him anymore since I gave him the new age fuck you."
"No, I'm not friends with him anymore since I gave him the new age fuck you."
by Denied616 November 22, 2009
Get the new age fuck you mug.(1) a person who speaks of sex abstractly, in terms of moonbeams and sunsets, rather than pussy and cock; (2) someone who projects the misogynistic history of porn onto all erotic imagery; (3) a person incapable of celebrating the physical beauty of human bodies; (4) an unattractive person feigning sexual restraint, scholarly disinterest, and spiritual enlightenment in order to appear more soulful and attractive.
1) If that starry New Age Puritan sends me another photoshopped sunrise with a Rumi quote I'll burst into rainbows. "If you are irritated by every rub, how will your mirror be polished?" That goes for you too! (2) I thought she was a New Age Puritan so I tried seducing her with sunflowers and poetry, even adopting this mangy three-legged cat from animal rescue -- but as far as I can tell all she wants is sex because she refers to my kitten as "The Zombie" and encourages it to hunt nightingales; (3) That New Age Puritan would be terrified to know Rumi had erections. All the time. Horrible painful ones. (4) Whenever I see a solitary woman in an interesting setting I whip out my camera and try to find an angle - never know if you'll score an image that will take off among the New Age Puritans.
by The Friendliest Helper Ever July 30, 2012
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New Age Notion is a 4 piece Australian band bringing a fresh sound to old influences. They have just released their new single "What Happened To Forever" with their debut EP set for release on November 23rd.
Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!
Combining catchy original music with an energetic and entertaining live show, they are a band not to be missed with 2017 building up to be a big year!
by Mhhart98 July 31, 2017
Get the New Age Notion mug.NAB or New age bogan a person who drives a 4 to 6cly imported cars from japan and think's it's a race car but really it's a japanese family sedan eg. 4 door Skyline, honda and a toyota soarer and often have what is called a car slut or skank.
A female that will sleep with anyone and are 15 to 20 years younger then the male. This person will hate holden and ford as they will be beaten be these cars all the time most of these. NAB's will work at place like KFC and Mc donald's and most of them will join a car club called boostcruising they will drive there full sick rice's and hang out at most KFC and or Mc Donald's car parks AKA there work and most of these car's don't have boost AKA turbo's and or supercharger's.
A female that will sleep with anyone and are 15 to 20 years younger then the male. This person will hate holden and ford as they will be beaten be these cars all the time most of these. NAB's will work at place like KFC and Mc donald's and most of them will join a car club called boostcruising they will drive there full sick rice's and hang out at most KFC and or Mc Donald's car parks AKA there work and most of these car's don't have boost AKA turbo's and or supercharger's.
by W.H.Runner July 19, 2009
Get the New Age Bogan or NAB mug.An individual who tries to go against mainstream lifestyles, and favors the ideals of non-conformity, yet conforms to other hipsters around him-her. Typically, new age hipsters view themselves as artistic and often times sport "thrift store chique". if you would like to find a new age hipster, go to artistic neighborhoods in major cities, such as Williamsburg in Brooklyn. When looking for a fine specimen of new age hipster in Williamsburg, look not at the orthodox Jews, but the bohemia who are all wearing thick non-perscription glasses, and American Apparel wear that they say they bought at a thrift store. Hipsters used to be seen as cool, but are quickly losing reputation as new kids come into this scene who have an art history degrees and live off of their parents wealth.
Typical Person: Hey, where did you get those jeans.
New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>
Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?
New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>
Typical Person: Try me.
New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim
Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.
New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
New Age Hipster: A thrift store... <ugh>
Typical Person: Oh wait, no, you still have the tag hanging off, you got that from American Apparel. Ok.... What music is that you are listening to?
New Age Hipster: It is just a small band, you wouldn't know of, or appreciate them. <Haha>
Typical Person: Try me.
New Age Hipster: Matt and Kim
Typical Person: Arent they like celebrities now-a-days, they are awesome, but not a small band to say the least.
New Age Hipster: <Ugh> Whatever, Im going to go smoke with my friends, Im too cool for this anyways.
by Brooklynite7 August 20, 2010
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Get the new age fag mug.The New Age Nerd is a person who has interests in , and are very knowledgeable of, anime, manga, video games, cartoons and comic books. Although they may be categorized under the nerd title, they are far from it. They are fashionable in some cases, play sports, can get attractive women, and are generally accepted by most social groups.
Brian: "I Just don't understand how Johnny is able to pull in such a good looking girl like Alice when he plays fucking Pokemon..."
Andy: "That's what I call a New Age Nerd my nigga."
Andy: "That's what I call a New Age Nerd my nigga."
by Lord Sasuke July 14, 2014
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