New England Patriots 

Communists. It's interesting to note that the Patriots had all of this new-found success immediately after the September 11th attacks. The only reason that the New England Patriots won all of their Super Bowls as of late is because their team name is the patriots.

I wonder if the New England Patriots would have won any playoff games or Super Bowls if they changed their name to the New England Taliban.

New England Patriots by My name April 8, 2006

new england patriots 

the patroits are a bunch of bitches and banwagons that pretend their team has been the golden team for all the years of nfl history. Their fans have a complete and utter lack of football knowledge and are the idoits of an nfl generation. they are a very cokcy fan base with bandwagon that stretches to canada and beyond. they should be hated and must be evicted from legue for their stupidity with idoit tom and his croonies.

The new england patriots have won the superbowl due to cheating.

new england patriots by bills fan fuck the pats January 16, 2017

new england patriots 

syn. - To Choke, To choke under pressure, can't win when they need to, THE BIGGEST LOSERS IN HISTORY!!!!!!!!!!

Person 1:Did you see that guy lose that game?
Person 2:Yeah! He must have came from the New England Patriots.

new england patriots by cacapoopoopeepee January 11, 2009

new england patriots 

MOTHER FUCKERS WHO FUCKING ACCIDENTALLY WON THE SUPERBOWL AGAINST THE EAGLES WHO SHOULD have RUN AWAY WITH IT

how the fuck did the eagles lose?

new england patriots by grinch February 7, 2005

New England Patriots 

the best football team in the world who wins the superbowl every year. they also piss of pussies from philadelphia who are just jealous because philly has not won a championship in a wicked long time.

The patriots are still the best team.

New England Patriots by beantown April 26, 2005

New England Patriots 

A football team reserved for players who can't play football without cheating in some way, whether it be spying on other teams' strategies, deflating the footballs before a game, or paying off the referees so they'll totally be on your side, even if you commit the most blatant fouls ever seen. They are also the sworn enemies of the New York Giants, who stomped their asses at the Superbowl TWICE, something that Patriot fans will be stewing over until they leave this earth.

Sure my team lost, but at least we don't have to cheat like the New England Patriots

New England Patriots by Metallicajunkie October 5, 2018

New England Patriots 

The New England Patriots have re-defined the term "Dynasty". The Patriots are the greatest Dynasty since the creation of organized sports. They are led by a coach who has a better playoff record than Vince Lombardi, Mr. Bill Belichick. The Vince Lombardi Trophy should by rights be re-named the "Bill Belichick Trophy". Thank You.

Steelers fan 1 "We play the New England Patriots this week".

Steelers fan 2 "Thats not good. They own us and they are the Greatest Dynasty since man swung from trees.

Steelers fan 1 "Yea, and Tom Brady doesnt ride a motorcycle without a helmet."

Steelers fan 2 "What kind of retard would?".

New England Patriots by PatsR September 3, 2008