neysexual

Where you have both a boyfriend and girlfriend but they can't see each other because you'd get jealous

I'm neysexual I have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend

by Pussytastelikemagic May 15, 2018

Neisexual

not sexually attracted to male nor female.

Jane: Dude hes is hot i want to get with him!

Eric: Hes is Neisexual

Jane: awwee to bad im good at sex!

Eric: he wont care!

by Neisexual May 4, 2011

Notsex

An act of intercourse that does not involve penetration, but which is held up to symbolise a healthy sex life by delusional homosexuals.

Bob and Tom had never actually had sex, but they regularly participated in Notsex, failing each time to convince friends and family that they were Notvirgins.

by Marianne Vermouth December 15, 2008

netseed

An elaborate and surreptitious form of marketing on the internet. A netseed usually takes the form of a staged amateur video and is later revealed to be a commercial.

"That 'Bride Wigout' video on YouTube is a netseed! The crazy bitch cut her hair, but it's a commercial for Sunsilk hair products!"

by Robbie McNamara December 14, 2008

Nettext

Internet text messaging. Specializing in browser to website text messaging.

If a website has a nettext button, you can click it and send a quick message to that website. (See nettext.me)

by webmasterm July 29, 2011

neosexuality

a lot like neogender, neosexuality is defined as a *different* type of sexuality. one where its.... more like you. instead of sticking to a label.

"What's your sexuality?"
"Oh! My sexuality is a neosexuality, I don't like using non specific labels."
"Oh okay! Makes perfect sense to me!"

by slushiithefurry December 15, 2022