Neckwalk

A propelled walk by the neck from a colleague that serves as a platform for airing out many indiscretions.

Oftentime it also includes emotional outbursts triggered by alcohol fueled empathic ideals.

Jose took Kiera on a neckwalk after pounding a 40 oz of Canadian Whiskey to straighten out her life.

by Jasino June 13, 2008

nekalakininahappenanowiwanatin

best word of all time

but you didn't have to cut me off,
nekalakininahappenanowiwanatin

by iamdabigboy>:) August 25, 2021

Spaghetti Necklace

A Spaghetti Necklace is a slang term for a noose. Used in a jokey manor to describe suicide by hanging or make fun of someone who's ended their life via said method.

Fat chance, I’d rather use a spaghetti necklace than sink to your level!

by tEMternette December 18, 2019

Toilet seat necklace

T-S-N for short. The act of wearing a toilet seat around your neck, allowing the person shitting on you to be more comfortable whilst doing so...

1 Boss - "welcome to company, we are looking forward to working with you. If you go see Linda in HR she will issue you with your company T-S-N (toilet seat necklace), remember to wear at all times as we like to be comfortable when taking massive shits on you."

1 Employee - "thanks that sounds supes"

A first world injury can often occur when C.E.O's are forced to unload a massive steamer on said employee when not wearing their T-S-N

by Adam Mokriy feat hotrod November 9, 2012

wear you like a necklace

when taylor swift eats your pussy and writes a song about

person a: listened to t swifts songs, and one lyric went like wear you like a necklace, umm okay
person b: i want taylor swift to wear me like a necklace
person a: stupid horny fruity gay dumb bitch

by the party don’t start November 5, 2020

pearl necklace

the glorious culmination of tit-fucking, in which you blow your nuts out all over a girl's tits, shoulders, neck, and, with any luck, chin. one of the highest expressions of love and affection bestowable upon a woman by a man.

Dashing Gent: Hey, I bet you'd look good in a "pearl necklace."

Big-Titted Dreamboat: Why, yes, I supposed you're right. Why don't you come on over to my place and baste my torpedo tits and elegant neck with your steaming hot man goo?

by tit obsessed wankophile February 28, 2003

Beef Necklace

Somewhat similiar to the pearl necklace, only semen is replaced by a log of shit in this variant.

My girlfriend wanted me to buy her a pearl necklace for her birthday. But instead I gave my brother Rob a beef necklace that night.

Jenny tried to give me a beef necklace, but only succeeded in shitting in my mouth.

by Robert Beefson December 20, 2009