Naval gazing

Excessive introspection.
Too into themselves to notice anyone else.

Doesn't even notice me. He's too busy naval gazing cause he's so in love with himself

by kimity May 20, 2009

Naval Canal

The Canal within a Nose

Sally: “Oh shit my nose hurts”

Fillipe: “Is it your naval canal?”
Sally: “yes”
Fillipe: “omg I love that for you”
Sally: “fuck off fillipe, you spanish prick”

by NavalCanal December 28, 2018

Naval Rape

v.: spraying old spice into someones naval. fun when done to roommates. the point is to burn the hell out of their naval. usually followed by the tribal yelling of naval rape
old spiced is also acceptable

Yo lets naval rape the heck out of dan since he is being such a douche.

by OldSpiced October 21, 2009

Naval Academy Prep School

a one year prep school to academically prepare candidates for the united states naval academy. makes you smarter than you were before. napsters are fucking cool. also called naps

them:so you applied for the academy right? did you get in
you:no. i got into the naval academy prep school.
them:really? cool.
you:yeah man i'm gonna be a fucking genius.

by ginaelisa April 13, 2008

Naval Base secondary school

The only school in Yishun that is close to an MRT station. And people there are actually very stupid. Only can scream in the corridor like little kids.

They have nice uniform. And a lot of Malay girls there smoke and do TikTok with their boyfriends.

Aliah: Isn't Naval Base secondary school a good school?

Babi: Since when is it a good school?

by Singlishy August 20, 2021

naval lint

The fluff or lint that you get in your belly button, Always blue in colour regardless of t-shirt/shirt colour.

There are many theories on this topic, One being that the colour of the lint is in correlation with the colour of garment you are wearing at the time. This is NOT true, if you see photographs of different coloured lint, they have been photoshopped or Paint shop pro'd (depending on which you prefer, Lesser minded people usually prefer Paint shop pro studies have been done).

person 1) OMG I have pink naval lint in my belly button. . .
person 2) Dude no you don't, it has to be blue.
Person 1) Yep it does, I photoshoped this, harhar har. . ..

by Solkolov Slavinkski July 26, 2008

naval gravy

Self-Ejaculating into ones Naval

"Last night I jerked off and jizzed into my Naval - I got the missus to suck up the Naval Gravy!"

by GraZem February 27, 2008