National Beat Your Wife Day

December 26th is declared as national beat your wife day

"grr I'm gonna go beat my wife cause today is December 26th"

"isn't that national beat your wife day?"

by KamiSoKawaii December 25, 2023

National Beat A Redhead Day

September 7th is National Beat A Redhead Day

“Make sure to beat that redhead on September 7th.”
“Why?”
“It’s National Beat A Redhead Day.”

by WilliamAftonKinnie March 3, 2025

National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day

July 28th is national beat yo girlfriend day

Dont forget about National Beat Yo Girlfriend Day on July 28th beat tf outta her bro

by Dracccc July 24, 2025

National beat an anti-fur day

December 13th is national beat an anti-fur day, where you can beat an anti-fur and they can’t resist.

Guy 1: Why are you beating that man?
Guy 2: It’s national beat an anti-fur day.

by pyro the incubus November 27, 2020

National Beat Your Bitch Up Day

January 21st, is national beat your bitch up day.

“Remember to beat your girlfriend up on January 21st it’s national beat your bitch up day”

by Shanghugh October 21, 2020

national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019

National beat up a short person day

On December 17th you get to beat up anyone below 5'6 with permission, no exceptions.

Beat them, throw them, anything. Or maybe just make them a cup of hot tea... then splash it on their tiny face
National beat up a short person day

by callfoxy December 16, 2021