nank

Typical british slang for stabbing someone with a knife or sharp tool or object

Oi I'm gonna nank you fam

by IamLostX May 15, 2019

nank

nank is a person who is a embarrassment to chill with

Ali; you wanna chill with daanish
Shifa:Nah hes a fucking nank

by LALOOOOO0000 November 18, 2020

Nanking

A variation of the standard sake bomb, where someone drops shots of sake into unsuspecting people's beers, then denies doing it, and will deflect and attempt to obfuscate the issue if confronted directly.

Person 1 drops a shot of sake into Person 2's beer.

Person 2: Hey bro! Did you just Nanking me?!

Person 1: Nope.

Person 3: Yes you did. We all saw it.

Person 1: AND YOU ORDERED RED WINE WITH FISH, SO WHO ARE YOU TO TALK AND POINT FINGERS?! I'M THE REAL VICTIM HERE!

by Blusdo September 11, 2021

Nank

Nank meanings "nothing". Usually used in the south/south east of England.

"What do you have in your hand?"
"Nank"

by anxietybear1 September 16, 2019

Nank

The act of having a wank, followed by a nap.

"I've got an hour before Coronation Street starts so I'm off to bed for a nank"

by Chodgey June 25, 2018

Nank

To nervously have a wank (nervous wank)
One synonym is hanx (anxious handjob)

'I was at my mates house, his toilet lock was broken and I had a nank in his bathroom.'

by IronicallyAk December 18, 2019