A term used to describe Nandos, being extra cheeky. This term is usually used by fresh lads that have just hit up the skato, looking for some fuel to continue the day being fresh/10 ign rating. These fresh lads are usually found wearing a YMCMB snapback with some designer sunnies, skinnies hanging low, a tight shirt, vans and most of all, some 420 socks. The top dog lad Matt says "Oi lads, lets go have some cheeky nandos at 4:20" the rest of the lads will reply with "fuck yeah, sounds tops lad". These lads are usually around the age of 12 and think they are the most hardcore mother fuckers. After having cheeky nandos, a swarm of snapchats from these fresh lads flood everybody's notifications with a topless selfie saying "Bout to hit da gym, its chest day again!".
Oi crew, lets go out for some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
Lads, im feeling blazed as fuck and need some cheeky nandos.
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Due to a recent surge in popularity it has become a plebeian feeding ground where the unwashed, uncultured masses swarm to eat overpriced, faux foreign cuisine that makes them feel as though they are sophisticated despite proving to the rest of the world that they are the exact opposite. Customers at Nandos are most often simpletons who also enjoy such shallow pleasures as The Chart Show on Radio 1, The X Factor and shopping at Primark.
The Clientele of Nandos are in most cases quite unclean and if they do have a job, it's usually a low paying one. The food itself isn't of a particularly high quality, which is the reasoning behind it's nickname "posh KFC". It ought to be noted however, that Nandos is in no way posh, and the nickname " ever so slightly less scummy KFC" would be better suited.
Due to a recent surge in popularity it has become a plebeian feeding ground where the unwashed, uncultured masses swarm to eat overpriced, faux foreign cuisine that makes them feel as though they are sophisticated despite proving to the rest of the world that they are the exact opposite. Customers at Nandos are most often simpletons who also enjoy such shallow pleasures as The Chart Show on Radio 1, The X Factor and shopping at Primark.
The Clientele of Nandos are in most cases quite unclean and if they do have a job, it's usually a low paying one. The food itself isn't of a particularly high quality, which is the reasoning behind it's nickname "posh KFC". It ought to be noted however, that Nandos is in no way posh, and the nickname " ever so slightly less scummy KFC" would be better suited.
Poverton 1 - "Eeeyah, we should go to Nandos cuz they do well nice peri peri chicken there cuz it's a proper fancy restaurant where you sit down and eat with knives and forks like."
Poverton 2 - "yeah, nice one, and after we can buy a pair of TOMS and some chinos from River Island, and then i'll collect my benefits and fanny shit out another 3 children who will also be poor and eat Nandos just like me."
Poverton 2 - "yeah, nice one, and after we can buy a pair of TOMS and some chinos from River Island, and then i'll collect my benefits and fanny shit out another 3 children who will also be poor and eat Nandos just like me."
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Typical customers are chavs or the jobless (students).
Very overrated, depending which chain you go to. You can expect a 10 to 15 minute wait at a busier branch for a table to become free. Whilst waiting you can watch some of the people who are currently occupying the tables play on there phones and upload pictures to instagram of the food they have just ordered and finished eating (20 minutes ago)
After you have patiently waited for them to finish uploading selfies of themselves and leave, a member of staff (usually late teens/early twenties with a mixture of lifelessness & regret in their eyes) will usher you to a table.
Once you have sat at your table and read the menu. You will then have to queue up for a second time to order your food. (Up to 10 minutes in the busier branches). Whilst ordering you will be given a empty plastic cup which will be filled (by yourself) at the drinks machine.
After you have sat back at your table and had a conversation with your fellow diners about how you should of just gone to KFC, your food will arrive.
Once you have eaten your food you can leave, feeling slightly full and a deep feeling of regret. Oh they have the cheek to include a service charge on the bill. Despite them literally only passing you the plate, you have physically got your drinks cutlery and sauces yourself. Enjoy!
Typical customers are chavs or the jobless (students).
Very overrated, depending which chain you go to. You can expect a 10 to 15 minute wait at a busier branch for a table to become free. Whilst waiting you can watch some of the people who are currently occupying the tables play on there phones and upload pictures to instagram of the food they have just ordered and finished eating (20 minutes ago)
After you have patiently waited for them to finish uploading selfies of themselves and leave, a member of staff (usually late teens/early twenties with a mixture of lifelessness & regret in their eyes) will usher you to a table.
Once you have sat at your table and read the menu. You will then have to queue up for a second time to order your food. (Up to 10 minutes in the busier branches). Whilst ordering you will be given a empty plastic cup which will be filled (by yourself) at the drinks machine.
After you have sat back at your table and had a conversation with your fellow diners about how you should of just gone to KFC, your food will arrive.
Once you have eaten your food you can leave, feeling slightly full and a deep feeling of regret. Oh they have the cheek to include a service charge on the bill. Despite them literally only passing you the plate, you have physically got your drinks cutlery and sauces yourself. Enjoy!
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