NESIS

SOMEONE WHO HAS A PENIS THAT IS BELOW 4 INCHES AND WHEN IT IS SOFT IT RETRACTS BACK INTO THE SCROTIM

THAT DUDES NAME IS NESIS SO HE HAS A EMBARRESINGLY SMALL PENIS

by GNATOR October 1, 2023

nasisveeeej

Nasisveeeej или Атанас Мишев в Тик Ток е популярна личност, която прави интересни и забавни скици. Той набира популярност с персонажа му "На мама момчето" и най-често използваната му фраза е "ЙЕС МАМА МИ Е СЛОЖИЛА ЯКЕ ХИХИЕЕ😈"

-Е брато, видя ли новото видео на nasisveeeej, много е яко.
-Да братле, много ме кефи тоя пич.
-Nasisveeeej най-добрия.

by Qbulka_32 November 24, 2023

NPSIS

NPSIS is like a school straight out of comedy sketch. When it rains, it’s not just the soccer team getting soaked but ceilings start falling and classrooms turn into waterparks. Principal, strutting down the halls like it’s a fashion show. Their school bags must double as workout weights with all those books they make u carry. Mandarin teacher hanging on for life just to torture students. Drama teacher obsessed with chicken biryani. “You can’t make chicken biryani without chicken,” is all he ever teaches. There is pet rat near toilet in cage. Looks like will give rabies. Homie stuck slime on ceiling and got suspended. Other annoying bum sent broski to hospital and got off with warning. Chilli fries bomb tho. Slurs on bathroom wall belittle u as u excrete. Safety railing outside school has caused more injuries than saved lives and bus aunties keep screaming at children and telling them that they’re fat. Some girls think they are in Bollywood movie and act like Karina Kapoor. English teachers disappear and don’t come back. Dating is even more agitating than those bad books that u what to burn. At least after school Chili Fries were bomb.

Lydia: what school do u go to?
Dinesh: NPSIS
Lydia: (walks away)

by AyoyoBiggy March 6, 2024

puss-nosis

Puss-nosis is when you have sex with a girl, and the sex was awesome. It was long exciting passionate, sweaty and felt oh so good! Such great sex in fact that you can't think straight. All you can think of is how great you both were in bed. You want to sleep right after, you don't want to do anything after that sex! Well maybe more sex. When that happens, her pussy left you in a state a puss-nosis.

Baby is everything ok? Yeah, I'm good, you just got me in a state of puss-nosis that pussy was too good.

by Father Chung. December 25, 2024