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NZSIS

New Zealand Security Intelligence Service. The job of the New Zealand Security Intelligence Service is to gather intelligence related to New Zealand's security by any means necessary, assess its significance, and give advice to the Government.

Their methods of intelligence gathering include, but are not limited to:
Blackmail
Harm to friends or strangers, threatened, or carried out, and blamed on the victim
Being forced to witness atrocities, perhaps against family or persons with whom the victim identifies
Being forced to commit atrocities, perhaps against family, friends or allies
Forced witnessing of or participation in sexual activity
Being forced to watch acts of sexual abuse
Covert (non-contact) or other forced incest
Shaming and public humiliation, being stripped or displayed naked, public condemnation
Shunning
Being dirty, self-fouled, urinated on, or covered with fecal matter
Headshaving (especially women)
Racial, sexual, religious or other verbal abuse against any characteristic of the victim
Being tricked into lying, or statements conflicting with past statements during interrogation.
Being forced to renounce or betray political, national, other strong affiliations or loyalties
Being coerced into denying one’s religion or morals, blasphemy, or religious degradation
Conditions of detention
Being subjected to nonstop interrogation for long periods
Shouting and taunting
Mock execution and horrific experiences
Starvation, cold and damp
Extended solitary confinement
Partial or total sensory deprivation
Continual or unpredictable noise
Alterations to room temperature
Cramping, confinement, ball and chain, shackling
Being held incommunicado
Being kept in confined spaces
Extended sleep deprivation
Being forced to sleep on hard surfaces
Exploitation of phobias, e.g. leaving arachnophobes in a room full of spiders
Forced labor, other coercion into excessive physical activity
Person 1: "The NZSIS just kidnapped my family"
Person 2: "Shh, don't tell me or they might come get me too"
by Exlite December 11, 2008
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school expect you to become doctor/engineer/scientist. nothing else. people here think they're mafia boss. bullying is very popular. you need eye surgery after u see sec sch principal fashion sense. canteen food very expensive, seems like they're oil company. rumors here turn into life-changing moments. IB = coffee + no sleep + depression. too much pressure on academics, - makes students wanna run away from home. gardening in nps best in singapore. principal has load of attitude. dance teacher tortures student until dont break bones. senior co-ordinator is old witch. furniture breaks when anybody heavier than 40kg sits on it. people always roaming around cuz they dont know which class they're in. most projectors don't work. wifi sucks. mandarin teacher should be banned from school. computers take forever to load.
Riya: which school ru in?
Arush: NPSIS.
Riya: oh um best of luck.
by badgirl42069 August 21, 2021
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The school that expects you to get into Harvard or Oxford but they don't even finish the syllabus before the exam. Everyone thinks they're so cool yet they go to a school which doesn't even have cement walls. They expect you to pay 1k if u break a $2 door with a force of 2N. The food is expensive and we're all broke. The food isn't even that good. Teachers bully. Bit*hes think theyr'e so hot please yall look so fuc*ing ugly, but hey here in nps ugly stands for Unique, Gifted, Lovable, You!!!! if miss Bh*rati is your mathematics teacher might as well quit school n start byjus or some shit, anything is better.They take anyone who can kick a ball onto the soccer team ?? Hindi teachers should be cancelled. I just wanna run far away and hopefully run off the world some day. Thank you for coming to my ted talk
Aditya: FUCK ME!
Aditi: Wait which school do you go to again ?
Aditya: NPSIS
Aditi: OH! Never Mind...
by blabbacabbage August 24, 2021
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broke ass indian school in the middle of nowhere. some 1000 indian kids and 1 poor white guy having to bear the chaos of the indian population. principal is total dhamal. walking around resting hands on his basketball of a tummy. PE teachers are as tall as they are wide and tell us to run faster it seems. girls football team takes anyone who has the great ability to touch football with their foot. library is filled with smut. 6 teachers not even qualified to teach go check faculty website. hindi teachers call us failures when theyre the ones in this school. only one business studies teacher in the department because who tf would waste their mba to be wherever tf this place is. mandarin teacher should be banned from 7 continents and the pacific ocean. some guy punched a hole in the wall and newspaper started falling out of it. syllabus never finished before because teachers want to talk about their falling marriage it seems. f word b word all that written on chairs and tables but if you say 'shut up' you have to stand at the dustbin for 45 minutes. keep telling us to do charity work but we all know where all that actually goes. at least use it to fix the broken toilet seats and windows instead of putting blame and all that. every time a toilet cubicle opens another one closes. wow how convenient. yah so in conclusion dont go here if your parents ever bring it up RUN FAST AND FAR DO NOT TURN BACK.
peter: IS THAT A NEW PIMPLE?!?!?!
henry: i hope your parents put you in npsis.
by 3hf0i3hf034hutf2jv2o September 2, 2022
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NSISH

NSISH, which stands for Nutty Scholarly Intellectual Study Hall, is a collection of highly intelligent EPIC GAMERS who wish to have a place to cultivate their knowledge. Often paired with "uwu®", it is an extremely selective institution which takes a holistic approach to its admissions. However, it currently faces controversy over the necessary qualifications, some of which involve race.
All the kids from NSISH got 50s on the Bio test. What GODS.
by gnagzs December 2, 2018
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nosist

“Ms. Yann has a long nose” - Destiny “Your a nosist” - Amir
by Amioo October 19, 2020
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Nasissa_naps

Nasissa_naps, also known as Nasissa, is a 15 year old girl who runs quackitys_.beanie on instagram. She currently has over 1,700 followers on her main Instagram account, nasissanot.found. She is always kind towards supporters and is working on becoming a successful content creator on Twitch and Youtube.
person 1: Did you see what Nasissa posted on her Instagram?
person 2: Yeah, i love her account.
person 3: are you talking about Nasissa_naps? She's one of my favourite Instagrammers
by allylove June 21, 2021
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