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No way Jose

Constance: He asked me out
Isabel: What did you say?
Constance: No way Jose!
by $hane Mcmahon February 8, 2014
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Nowaytoescape

Old player of World Conquest and big fan of dick and balls at the age of 14.
Sounds asian.
Had sex with a trap.

Conqueror from World Conquest
"You lied about being a girl when your actually transgender, I hate you bitch, I hate you fucking bitch. MHMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM"
~ Nowaytoescape 2019, November 1st
by WC Man Winston November 9, 2019
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KJ from Norway

Term used when a person is imitating a rich person with luxurious cars, private jets and clothings. A KJ from Norway is also a someone who makes you feel special while you are just a drop in the ocean. They talk to multiple girls at the same time, often overcomplimenting you to increase your confidence to meet them. After your sexual intercourse they tend to ghost you.
He is such a KJ from Norway
by tarjeihs May 29, 2019
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Norway

The most badass country in Scandinavia, known for their Black Metal, Vikings, Fjords, Oil and much more.

About 60% of the Americans believe that Polarbears and Eskimos are common to see in the streets of big cities, which, in some cases, may be true.

The western Coast of Norway (Norwegian: Vestlandet) are known for its cold, rainy winters and fishing-industry.

The money used in Norway are Norske Kroner (Norwegian Kroner) (NOK)

Also known in Rally for their world-known Rally-star, Petter Solberg, which have got a very bad case of mixing english and norwegian words together.
A conversation in west Norway:

Norwegian:
"Såg du at vi gikk 20 milliona krone i underskudd av Tall Ship's Races?"
"Jau, eg fekk med meg det, det e gale altså"

English:
"Did you see that we went lost 20 million kroners on the Tall Ship's Races?"
"Yes, i noticed that, man, that is bad"

Petter Solberg-English (real quotes):
"I came with a great fart and disappeared like a prikk in the sky"

(Correct english: "I came with a great speed and disappeared like a dot in the sky")

"It's not the fart that kills, it's the smell"

(Correct english: "It's not the speed that kills, its the crash")
by Badass Norwegian man June 7, 2009
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no way

impossible. I really can't imagine how that could be true.
you woke up at 10? NO WAY
by muttley December 19, 1999
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Spider-Man: No Way Home

The highly-anticipated, Spider-Man: No Way Home, is coming to theatres on December 17th!

... But, with every other good movie, there's always gonna be a troll to ruin everything. Let's NOT do that, okay?
by deflated December 16, 2021
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nowai

Person #1: I just defeated that monster!
Person #2: orly
Person #1: yarly
Person #2: nowai!
by John Struse January 5, 2007
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