Noot Noots

Another term for a male genitalia, similar to; nuts, gonads, etc.

John: I'M GONNA KICK YOU SQUARE IN THE NOOT NOOTS!
Joey: NO PLEASE!

by BillyGreaves October 16, 2015

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Opposite of woot woot

We had the worst game of our lives.. Noot Noot

by Valmar & AJ November 10, 2004

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Some with no stand out personality what so ever.

Did you hear John is dating Sarah?!, thats so wierd i've never even talked to that kid, hes a fucking noot.

by D Rog January 2, 2010

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truncation of "nootropic," shorthand for writing the term, generally not spoken slang

Person 1: Does caffeine count as a nootropic?
Person 2: Yep, all cognitive-enhancing drugs are noots.

by Urbanscholar834 July 10, 2022

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Derived from the Comedy Central show, South Park. In a good portion of the episodes, Eric Cartman (a.k.a Cartman), expresses the desire to, "Kick someone square in the nuts!". However, in a strong minority of the episodes mentioned, a distant Southern American accent can be heard. For example, Cartman says, "Ah will kick yew squaw (square) in the noots (nuts)!" Hence, 'noots', is just another word pertaining to the testicles. Also to be used, with punity, in conjuction with the following for direct reference: nuts, balls, beans, nards, nads, double plums, sperm compounds, or any number of other words that relate directly to testicles. Most often used in regards to doing some form of blunt harm to the same.

When Cartman Found Out About A Conspiracy By His Mother To Get Him Infected With Chicken Pox: "Oh, man! I'm going go downstairs and kick her 'squaw in the noots'!"

Bad Drug Deal: "Yo' G! That mother fucker sold me some bad H, man! I'm gonna cut off his noots!!"

Sex and the City Conversation: "He was really into it and got really turned on when I started playing with his 'noots'!"

by Mike in Aurora, Colorado April 10, 2008

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