new yorker

a toothbrush wit 2 blades at the end usually founded in jail. When somebody gets slashed across the face and when the doctor tries to stitch up one of the cuts the other opens up wider.

That nigga pablo got a new yorker across his face

by Arsenio November 13, 2005

New Yorker

A person that is from new york, but sounds like a man who born with a Canadian father and/or Midwestern Mother. You will also find them on the streets of Manhattan, and Texas where you will also find a 6'4" man who wears a New York Yankee hat and has Mutton Chops and streams on twitch once every week.

"Yes I am from New York, I am New Yorker, what's it to ya?"

by ShotgunChemistary June 8, 2022

New Yorker's Sofa

A large pile of trash bags on a curb forming a large cushion which one could sit on. When you're drunk, lost and your wallets been stolen, the city provides.

"Hey, what it do my cracka jacka, wanna bump?" "Yeah sure homie, I see a New Yorker's Sofa right over there, perfect to relax ourselves upon while bumping the dankest of dope."

by AssFurter August 30, 2016

new yorker porker

a fat jewish girl from new york (not philly) who lives in upper druglin

matteo es de nueva york.

by u know hu DD March 13, 2005

New Yorker's Disease

In a conversation, the tendency to casually drop the name of a famous person that you know only obliquely.

Typical example of "New Yorker's Disease: "I ran into Harrison Ford today!" Reason not said - they were filming a movie on street in front of his/her place of work.

by greenlite350 August 12, 2012

New Yorker's Sofa

A pile of garbage that is big enough to use it as a sofa, usually located in the streets of New York or other big cities.

Ethan : don't get on the garbage, you are too close to the pile
Jontron : It's called the New Yorker's Sofa

by xsampleamrog August 15, 2016

New Yorker Clown Car

Where you attempt to get as many dicks inside a girl as possible. Clown face paint is optional.

Girl: Wow guys 32 this time, that's a new record.

Guy: Wait, we can fit a few more.

Girl: What? Wher...(several dicks shoved in her mouth)

Guy: Yep, that's a New Yorker Clown Car record all right.

by Perplexing Enigma May 9, 2011