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Neighborhood Watch

A program where people of a neighborhood agree to look out for each other and a sign is erected warning criminals who may come into the area. This program runs on the idea that criminals who aren't deterred by the possibility of being shot, beaten up or arrested are deterred by a stupid sign and some window stickers. Furthermore, these people think they need a sign to tell them to call the police if their neighbors are being home invaded.
The cracked out serial killer will be stopped dead in his tracks by "neighborhood watch" sign on the street

Anyone who trusts their families safety to a neighborhood watch sign and not a real method of protection (IE GUN) is sick

The neighborhood watch program is void of all logic
by SK1234555 July 11, 2010
mugGet the Neighborhood Watchmug.

Neighborhood mom

A woman that not only takes care of her own children, but adopts the kids of everybody else living nearby. Often she is a better parent to the visiting children than their own (neglectful) parents, which is why they prefer to hang out at her house.
Make sure to slow down before you drive past the neighborhood mom's house, there's a lot of kids running around outside there.
by pauljs75 October 22, 2011
mugGet the Neighborhood mommug.

neighborhood soundbyte

1. An individual who stands outside their home talking loud enough that everyone in the neighborhood has to hear their conversation. 2. An individual who knowingly rants their opinions and views loud enough for the whole neighborhood to hear.
We were kept up half the night by the neighborhood soundbyte.

The neighborhood soundbyte keeps us abreast of the town gossip, whether we want to hear it or not.

The neighborhood soundbyte is foaming at the mouth again.
by redPooka February 16, 2012
mugGet the neighborhood soundbytemug.

neighborhood hero

someone who is a significant piece to their neighborhood
junior did a lot for this place. that guy is a neighborhood hero!
by Xxxwads February 20, 2021
mugGet the neighborhood heromug.

warzone neighborhood

A neighborhood that's very run down and dangerous.
Be careful when looking to buy a house in a warzone neighborhood.
by Thetruthisb4u April 22, 2018
mugGet the warzone neighborhoodmug.

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