Dude 1:
I'm not sure I should ask her out, she might say no...
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: Dude,
you stole my beer!
dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!
Dude 1: The Prof. kicked me out of class since I didn't read the
assignment.
Dude 2: Wah, my pussy hurts!