A phrase typically exclaimed by a single eccentric male in sorrow or madness when in search of their female partner, with little success being granted.
Ayoon: Where is my wife!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
Hibab: idk fam
Ayoon: I swear down, I need to find my wife! Where is she!?
by MyBlinIsAFraud April 17, 2018
Get the Where is my wife!? mug.I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPLETS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
by Sloin July 3, 2020
Get the sonic is pissing on my wife mug.an exclaimation of frustration or horror.
by CHELApants December 9, 2007
Get the fuck my wife mug.“Yeah man, she said bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo. Then she burned down my house with my mom inside.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”
“Damn bro, that’s cold.”
by Sorry I killed ur mom December 6, 2021
Get the Bazinga bazongo my wife is in the Congo mug.A spray that needs to be invented by the makers of Raid that effectively kills my wife upon spraying her. This spray would not leave any detectable traces of poison for the CSI team to uncover so I could claim it as a case of SWDS (sudden wife death syndrom).
I would show that nagging pest of a wife when I get rid of her like I did the last one--with a few squirts of kill-my-wife spray when she's sleeping off the beating I gave her.
by Anal Czar October 26, 2010
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Sarah: I gotta run over to Macks for a little bit. I forgot a sock I think.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
Mark: Ok, see you when you get back.
Sarah: Grubs on his way here now to give me a ride.
Mark: I hate you God but thank you for Sarah my wife.
by mr.squanky December 8, 2011
Get the Sarah My Wife mug.Person 1: Have you heard lil ignorants new song titled I beat my wife?
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
Person 2: Yea that shit was funny asf
by Soda 7up January 1, 2023
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