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bat my hair

to tease your hair.
another word you would use to say to tease my hair.
you would tease your hair when you want it to seem bigger, like a scene kid.
girl1:"omg you bat your hair?!"
girl 2:"for sure!"
girl 1:"i bat my hair too!!!"
girl 2:"twinssss"
by erin:] July 27, 2009
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Don't Touch My Hair

A song created by R&B singer Solange Knowles, Beyonce's sister. The song symbolizes black struggles, from the usual invasion of privacy by touching an black person's hair usually without asking, to undermining black people's potential as a whole. The song demands respect of boundaries, due to the fact that asking to touch a black woman's hair is a microaggression masqueraded as a compliment.

The song can easily be used to say "don't touch my hair", or represent the meaning of the song.
I respect myself and my people, so Don't Touch My Hair.

2. WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING? DON'T TOUCH MY HAIR!!!
by Killing the Mood, aaight? January 1, 2017
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toothpaste in my hair

the excuse you use when you blow someone before work and get their jizz in your hair and you try to get your coworker to cover for you so you can go home and wash the jizz out but you can’t reveal that’s it’s jizz so you say it’s toothpaste
Hey, can you cover my shift? I’ve got toothpaste in my hair.
by Toight-like-a-tygah October 6, 2019
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i brush my teeth and curl my hair

doing the brushing teeth and curling hair motions with your index finger signifies the person you’re pointing to while you “brush your teeth” is coo-coo.

“i brush my teeth” = “that person
“and curl my hair” = “is cray cray”
“omg that girl is crazy”
“dont say that out loud!!”
“ok, i brush my teeth and curl my hair”
by kmisweirdaf August 14, 2022
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whip my hair back and forth

an example of how humanity has failed.
formerly a song by Willow Smith.
"omg have you heard that song?"
"which one?"
"I WHIP MY HAIR BACK AND FORTH JSDHFKJLASHDF"
"-_____-"
yeah.
by kkcarollz October 20, 2010
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I wanna dye my hair pink

Girl: “”I wanna dye my hair pink””

Guy: same.

* sex initiates*
by 2Hawt2Handol August 21, 2021
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National beer in my hair day

The 29th of April is the national beer in my hair day. You go around with a beer in your hair and you would be competly normal.
Josh: Why do you have a beer in your hair?
Me: Because it's national beer in my hair day, try it!
by anonymous April 25, 2018
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