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Mussolini's Revenge

Having diarrhea from eating Italian food. This is usually caused from Italian restaurants not run by Italians.

Named for Benito Mussolini, the dictator of Fascist Italy, and a pun on Montezuma's Revenge, the result of eating bad Mexican food.
I know I should have said something to the waiter when my ravioli came out cold, now I have Mussolini's revenge.
by james sssssssssssss March 25, 2009
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Mussolini's Booty tap

When an italian boyfriend cheats on his german/Japanese girlfriend
Dont trust Mario, when I dated him he did a Mussolini's booty tap.
by LittleKidLoverMichaelScott December 13, 2018
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Mussolini's Milk Breakfast

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.
Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."
by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021
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Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.
Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."
by Giacomo G October 17, 2007
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Benito Mussolini

a nice italian pasta dish made with ziti and a gorganzola alfredo sauce. sometimes served with chicken or steak
I'm going to order some Benito Mussolini from Olive Garden
by Erika Lynn Pratka February 10, 2009
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Mussolini

Benito: SLUT!
Mussolini: WHORE!
Il Duce: HARLOT!

He was a man whore who bore a fasinating resemblance to a boulder.
Me: You friggin' Mussolini!
Someone: WHORE!
by Rhea Roo April 8, 2004
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mussolini's kiss

the point at which all dignity is lost and the shit you've been holding in for too long ruins your underwear.

most common at the mall during the holiday season, during a softball game after drinking too much coffee or the ride home after a tex-mex dinner with your family.
where are your underwear?

Mussolini's Kiss. I had to ditch them in the changing room at Dillards.
by BobbySecrets December 4, 2010
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