bodymore murderland

Slang name for Baltimore Maryland, much like Mobtown or Charm City. Or Chi-town for Chicago, ATL for Atlanta, etc. It specifically has a strong connotation with the Baltimore club/house/gutter music scene.

The best club music is from Bodymore Murderland.

by Brian0 March 18, 2007

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"and then my cousin got murdered..."

The new phrase that one should say to spice up a lame story instead of "And then I found five dollars."

Originated from an entry on www.fmylife.com where a person said "My girlfriend was having a really bad day, so I said 'I'm sure you will get over it soon.' To which she responded 'My cousin got murdered today.' Fml."

A sure fire way to make your lame stories exciting.

Carson: "I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied and..."
Tim: "Is this story going any where?"
Carson: "Yes! Like I said, I was walking along the street and I noticed my shoe was untied "and then my cousin got murdered..."
Tim: "Holy shit! Tell me more!?"

by Marilyn Beale April 28, 2009

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murderlize

To defeat by an overwhelming margin.

Our Little League team got murderlized in the playoffs.

by J. McCrackan August 30, 2005

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Math Murderer

Murders Math. Pun of "Cereal Killer". Moderator of GameFAQs Message boards.

OMG Math Murderer teh modd0rzed me!!!!

by KtC August 12, 2003

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Plant Murderer

A person who has a long history of accidentally killing plants.

That Plant Murderer sure has a brown thumb.

I'm such a Plant Murderer, this is the fifth plant I've killed this week!

by Lacey4962 November 5, 2011

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Then My Cousin Got Murdered

"Then my cousin got murdered" is the new way to end a story that you thought was cool, but upon telling it you realize is lame as hell. The addition of "Then my cousin got murdered" makes a seemingly boring story instantly interesting. This new phrase replaces the once popular "Then I found five dollars."

Guy One: What did you do this weekend?
Guy Two: Well I went to the Museum of Natural History where they had a fascinating exhibit on indigenous tribes of Africa...
Guy One: *yawn*
Guy Two:...um..eh...then my cousin got murdered...
Guy One: Holy shit! Really?!?!

by chunkylover86 April 28, 2009

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