mule

The outcome of when a donkey and a horse get it on.
My horse betty got fucked by your dirty bastard donkey. Now ive got a mule on my hands.
by Poo on a stick January 19, 2004
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Josh Estrada has a very small mule..
by Ted Britt September 13, 2003
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The Mule

the butt of a gun.
to "hit someone with The Mule" is essentially pistol whipping, but it should be noted that when hitting someone with The Mule only the butt of the gun is used.
"Bitch wouldn't stop running her mouth so I had to hit her with The Mule."
by D. Wroughton July 27, 2009
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A mule is an animal with long, funny ears; he kicks up at anything he hears. His back is brawny, but his brain is weak; he's just plain stupid, with a stubborn streak.
So if you hate to go to school, you may grow up to be a mule.
by Hachiman April 24, 2003
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n. Pharmaceuticals courier.
Dude, Pedro the mule just checked in. Let's 420 !
by D'emon November 08, 2002
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Muling

The complaining noise a mule makes during stressful work.
A cross between a whinny and a bray.
(Old-English style threat from a recent popular film)
“I wont touch Barton. Not until I make him kill you. Slowly, intimately in every way he knows you fear. And then he’ll wake just long enough to see his good work. And when he screams I’ll split his skull. This is my bargian you muling quim. ”
by Geedud May 04, 2012
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Muled

to be "owned" or dominated; usually over the internet or form of internet such as Xbox Live.
After posting a naked picture of Clay's fat girlfriend on the forums, Brett knew he had completely muled the insolent poster.
by Jason Harrington August 07, 2007
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